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Aug. 29th, 2009 10:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thatdamneddame It is raining out. I'm not sure how I feel about this. If it gets rid of all of this humidity, then I will be okay with it. Otherwise, Mother Nature and I will be having a serious talk.
I think I am 85% sweat right now. Very Attractive. Incase you were wondering, here is how my personal add would read:
Sweats like a pig. Swears like a sailor. Breaks out in a rash if eats sugar. Nice boobs.
I'm not really sure how many hits that'll get, but at least it's honest. My mother told me that bluntness is not necessarily a trait to relish, but I disagree. I see no reason to tiptoe around all of my crazy and I see no reason to ignore how my body turns into a slip and slide upon contact with heat and humidity. Besides, it's not like I can hide my sweat. My bangs go all frizzy. It is not okay.
And because you are such good minions, I shall povide you with another list. That's right. Two lists in one day. Aren't you all special?
LIST:
TO DAMN: my bangs when faced with humidity
TO BLESS: my bangs when faced with no humidity
TO PURGATORY: my bangs in general
That Damned Dame
I think I am 85% sweat right now. Very Attractive. Incase you were wondering, here is how my personal add would read:
Sweats like a pig. Swears like a sailor. Breaks out in a rash if eats sugar. Nice boobs.
I'm not really sure how many hits that'll get, but at least it's honest. My mother told me that bluntness is not necessarily a trait to relish, but I disagree. I see no reason to tiptoe around all of my crazy and I see no reason to ignore how my body turns into a slip and slide upon contact with heat and humidity. Besides, it's not like I can hide my sweat. My bangs go all frizzy. It is not okay.
And because you are such good minions, I shall povide you with another list. That's right. Two lists in one day. Aren't you all special?
LIST:
TO DAMN: my bangs when faced with humidity
TO BLESS: my bangs when faced with no humidity
TO PURGATORY: my bangs in general
That Damned Dame