this is what I did today

thatdamneddame: NATASHA HAS A CUPCAKE MAKER IN THIS FIC

thatdamneddame: I LOVE IT

immortal_teacup: YOU KNOW SHE WOULD TOTALLY HAVE RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT, A CUPCAKE MAKER, THAT WAFFLE MAKER THAT ONLY DOES CIRCUS ANIMAL SHAPES

thatdamneddame: SHE AND PHIL LIKE TO GO TO HOME GOODS AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE STORE

thatdamneddame: THEY LOVE ANTIQUE ROADSHOW

thatdamneddame: AND HUNTING DOWN THAT PERFECT SET OF CHINA

thatdamneddame: YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

immortal_teacup: FUCK YES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED QUALITY CHINA. OMG SHE'D LOVE THOSE TEACUPS WITH THE INSULTS ON THEM, LIKE THE TROLLOP ONE? THAT 'S HOW YOU'D KNOW NATASHA LIKES YOU, WHEN YOU GET AN INSULTING PIECE OF CHINA

thatdamneddame: HAHAHAHAHA

thatdamneddame: AND SOME OF HER NEEDLE POINT

thatdamneddame: DEPICTING VARIOUS WAYS TO KILL A MAN

thatdamneddame: WITH A SPOON

immortal_teacup: IT WOULD BE LIKE MAGGIE SMITH DOING THE NEEDLE POINTS OF INSULTS. OR MAYBE IT WAS HELEN MIRREN, I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.

thatdamneddame: DAME JUDY DENCH I BELIEVE

thatdamneddame: BUT YESSSSSSSSSS

thatdamneddame: AHHHHHHHH NATASHA ALSO HAS A WAFFLE IRON IN THIS FIC

thatdamneddame: I AM IN HEAVENNNNNNNN

thatdamneddame: AND A CRIMPER

thatdamneddame: I AM DEAD

immortal_teacup: AHHHH WHO HAS A CRIMPER THESE DAYS???? OMFG I BET YOU SHE HAS STORAGE UNITS AROUND THE COUNTRY WITH OLD EASY BAKE OVENS AND AND THOSE FAIRIES THAT YOU COULD PULL ON A STRING AND TJHEY'D SPIN ABOUT

thatdamneddame: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thatdamneddame: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS