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 I am back at school. This is very exciting and nice. I just thought you all should know.

My wife thinks I don't post enough. I think I should remedy this. If you start to hate me, I do not apologize. I am the heiress to hell. It is my job.

Sorry,

That Damned Dame

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I forgot to write a list. My dear minions, you don't deserve that. So here you go.

THE LIST:

TO BLESS: air conditioning
TO DAMN: humidity
TO PURGATORY: other people's opinions on the size of my breasts

That Damned Dame 

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 It is raining out. I'm not sure how I feel about this. If it gets rid of all of this humidity, then I will be okay with it. Otherwise, Mother Nature and I will be having a serious talk.

I think I am 85% sweat right now. Very Attractive. Incase you were wondering, here is how my personal add would read:

Sweats like a pig. Swears like a sailor. Breaks out in a rash if eats sugar. Nice boobs.

I'm not really sure how many hits that'll get, but at least it's honest. My mother told me that bluntness is not necessarily a trait to relish, but I disagree. I see no reason to tiptoe around all of my crazy and I see no reason to ignore how my body turns into a slip and slide upon contact with heat and humidity. Besides, it's not like I can hide my sweat. My bangs go all frizzy. It is not okay.

And because you are such good minions, I shall povide you with another list. That's right. Two lists in one day. Aren't you all special?

LIST:

TO DAMN: my bangs when faced with humidity
TO BLESS: my bangs when faced with no humidity
TO PURGATORY: my bangs in general

That Damned Dame