Urgh

[thatdamneddame]

I have not posted anything yet for Thanksgiving Break. This makes me feel like a bad person, which makes me feel lame. WHATEVS.

I'm in North Carolina. It is nice. I AM EATING GRITS TONIGHT AND I AM EXCITED.

Also, immortal_teacup , wife of mine, I ate at a Waffle House. It made me think of you. And then today I head a bunch of southern accents and it made me think of you again.

ALSO, my father is drunk right now. He went out drinking with his friend and now he is drunk and I have never seen him like this before. Oh sweet baby Jesus (is lord, not a swear word) this is horryfiying. He is PISS DRUNK. I will never recover. Oh God, this wouldn't even be okay if I were smashed.

My father is concentrating very hard on the fact that he needs to grow his hair longer so people will think he's cute. Blergh.

TO DAMN: this situation
TO BLESS: last night, hanging out with a drunk Renee
PURGATORY: alcohol, apparently

That Damned Dame

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