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Oct. 5th, 2009 04:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thatdamneddame True story: I was just reading this fic (and by fic, I mean smut) about Arthur and Merlin's fist night as a Civilly Partnered couple. It was doing okay. No foreplay, no roughplay, but whatever, I've read worse. Anyways, the topic of barebacking comes up, to which Arthur responds, I shit you not, “I’m game if you are.” Biggest mood killer EVER. I will show you the sentence in which it appeared:
"I'm game if you are," Arthur replied, his voice just as low and lust ridden.
Um, two things. One, I think they would have had this conversation before, especially if they'd been together for years as this fic implied. Two, I hate you, whoever wrote this. I mean, reading this sentence by itself, it's hilarious, but reading this when I'm trying to get a smut fix? No thank you.
And so, THE LIST:
TO DAMN: whoever wrote that damn sentence
TO BLESS: rageprufrock for this masterpiece in first time barebacking
TO PURGATORY: syllic, for making me have to wait 6 months for the end of Easy There
That Damned Dame
"I'm game if you are," Arthur replied, his voice just as low and lust ridden.
Um, two things. One, I think they would have had this conversation before, especially if they'd been together for years as this fic implied. Two, I hate you, whoever wrote this. I mean, reading this sentence by itself, it's hilarious, but reading this when I'm trying to get a smut fix? No thank you.
And so, THE LIST:
TO DAMN: whoever wrote that damn sentence
TO BLESS: rageprufrock for this masterpiece in first time barebacking
TO PURGATORY: syllic, for making me have to wait 6 months for the end of Easy There
That Damned Dame