late night life choices are the best life choices

Last night, while drunk, I repeatedly typed "abe lincoln could totally take fdr in a fight" into a word document so the fic I'm writing could have an air of authenticity around it.

You know, because people really care about the spelling of drunk texts. Watch me cut that scene like I cut Natasha painting Clint's toenails in that other one.

lalalalala I'm totally in control of my life.